A party in the name of Swarovski
Michele Serra
To celebrate the 150th anniversary of the unification of Italy the government has to navigate between austerity and grandeur. With stunning effects. For example, Calderoli urged Napolitano to Main Sbreganzona ...
Military parade
Berlusconi would have liked it to be opened by young girls official, who excite him much, promising to each Swarovski a bayonet, a cartridge and Swarovski - only for the sharpshooter - a trumpet Swarovski. The authorities military, while appreciating the concern, pointed out that Swarovski is not among the official suppliers of the armed forces. Realizing the situation, the Prime Minister has proposed to dispense with soldiers and soldiers, too predictable, and one hundred and fifty dancers to parade in bikinis Swarovski, each accompanied by a survivor of the Battle of Solferino to emphasize that when we are united by patriotism, the difference in age does not matter. The military authorities have indicated to Berlusconi that the last veteran died of Solferino in 1937. Instead, the prime minister Gianni Letta has entrusted the task of coordinating the military parade, in collaboration with the Chief of Staff and the representative in Italy of Swarovski.
League
Bossi said that the flight of the Tricolour Arrows in the skies of northern Italy to the League is a problem, provided that only takes place over the cities of anti-aircraft fitted. Calderoli, known for his skillful compromise, proposed by Napolitano to celebrate March 17th in Cascina Sbreganzona, the Lombard village contends that in Rome the title of capital of Italy when, in 1912, the mayor went out of his mind. The famous sausages with beans and carrots that have made House Sbreganzona have already been sent to Napolitano to entice them to participate.
Foreign Visitors
The authorities' promises to be crowded stage, thanks to the interest of Berlusconi, who has sent personal invitations. In addition to his friend Putin, who will take advantage of the visit to go from Arcore and recover at least the shoes, there will be a friend Gaddafi, in uniform for the occasion by firing squad commander, and the dictator of Bananas Hugo Matamoros, big fan Italian art and collector of portraits of Berlusconi and his family. Representing Europe, a niece of Radetzky. On behalf of the United States, Paris Hilton. On behalf of Black Africa, Berlusconi himself, to give the ceremony a touch of friendly informality, the present king disguised as Bingo Bongo, telling some jokes about cannibals.
Fiat
Fiat will launch a new model for the occasion, the Caprera, built based on original sketches by Garibaldi. It has a very sleek and can accommodate up to eight people, but it is a rowboat. For the U.S. market is ready for the Two Worlds, a limo more than seven meters long formed by combining two Panda with a zipper.
lapis The festival will be offered over, of course, in the Pharaonic sites of the premier, in a sealed envelope and if the celebration around him will rise to the occasion.
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forgive Michele Serra for quotation on the presence of his friend Gaddafi seems clearly justified his absence, in all likelihood the final .....
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